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|Raelyn Saalman Nude In Morgana|
, 55 seconds of nude videos
Julie Strain, looking ever the tall, buxom Amazon she is, here leads a coven of trendy, Los Angeles underground vampires while pining away for her lost love: the vamp that originally turned her who has been dead (no... like, really dead - not just vamp-dead) for 400 years. When one of her kith discovers a country-girl transplant, (Raelynn Saalman - here given an "introducing" credit, though she'd done at least half a dozen movies prior), Strain's vamp (named Illyana, not Morgana) is stunned to see Saalman is a dead-ringer for her lost love, only... y'know, she's a woman.
That doesn't stop Strain from pursuing Saalman and attempting to turn her into a vamp as well, something that Saalman's country-boyfriend visiting the big city tries to stop after enlisting the aid of a Van Helsing-like vamp hunter. To add even more confusion (and boobs) into the mix, some of the vampire family aren't happy with Strain as their leader (she keeps hogging all the best looking ladies they use as prey for herself), so efforts are made to undermine her plan to turn Saalman into her lover.
Indeed it's foolish, but you get a good dose of nudity despite the R-rating not only from Strain, but also from fellow Amazons Michelle Bauer and Linda Holdhal both of whom could either be vampires or 80's metal chicks, depending on context. Saalman's country girl spends a good portion of the proceedings parading around starkers, and a very blonde, almost unrecognizable Monique Parent shows up as well, giving those with more lithe tastes in the ladies a little eye candy. Filling out the cast (literally!) is vamp victim and shower aficionado Tamara Carrera, and as the British accented vampire looking to challenge Strain's leadership, Mary Tudor gives only but the barest glimpse of her bloodsucker bosom, which is still better than nothing.
For fans of vampire movies, this is probably a curio and another in a long-line of goofy cinematic failures to bring the sensuality and mystery of night dwellers to the screen, but for softcore and b-movie fans, this is a fun way to waste an hour-and-a-half. It's worth noting that there was a more explicit version of this movie released somewhere in the world called Blonde Heaven, which is the name of the "escort agency" run by the vamps (don't ask), but it is apparently terribly difficult to track down.
|Raelyn Saalman Nude In Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold|
, 33 seconds of nude videos
So it's called Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold. What are you expecting to find? If it's giant naked chicks, then you're mostly right! While the bodacious JJ North is, for the most part, the only actress that spend the bulk of the movie overgrown and topless, she is later joined by Tammy Parks when North starts getting all the attention from the Hugh-Hefner-like skin magnate that's holding a contest as to who is the best centerfold. Somewhere in the mix is all-natural and cute Raelyn Saalman who sunbathes topless when she's not playing a third wheel to the other ladies, and a militant, frightening Nikki Fritz who protects the Hef-facsimile with chainsaws and shotguns.
Obviously this is cheese, layered on think and intentionally dumb as a stump. Still, it's a fun hour-and-a-half of boobs, bad jokes and dunderheaded plot points like a giant lab rat that looks like a midget in a rabid Easter Bunny costume. Fun? Absolutely, but if you expect anything more than what the title promises - well, the fault lies with your expectations and not the moviemakers!
|Raelyn Saalman Nude In Babe Watch: Forbidden Parody (Bikini Academy)|
, 23 seconds of nude videos
A plot-light, boob-heavy take-off on the television phenomenon Baywatch
, Babe Watch: Forbidden Parody
was later given the completely unfitting title Bikini Academy
when it was released as a b-side with a skin-flick called The Good, the Bad and the Beautiful
. Regardless of name, it's a sophomoric time-waster, notable for the fine assets on display by such lovely ladies as Raelyn Saalman
, Ashlie Rhey
, Tane McClure
and Kelli Hoffman
, whose Physics-defying physique may be one of the most eye-popping wonders of the natural world.
Saalman owns a small bikini shop, but also for some reason wants to be a life-guard. Her buddy played by Rhey is also a wannabe beach jockey, but also an aspiring actress. Alas, will they be able to beat out calendar-girl and bikini model McClure for the position? Of course it all comes down to a bikini contest, which includes side extras Julia Reay, Heather Jean McKenzie, Shannon Hall and Patcharee Clark. Brainless, but filled with what one would look for in a movie such as this.
- Format: Color, NTSC
- Studio: Retro Media
- DVD Release Date: July 23, 2002