Some can argue that sequels are never as good as the original. Some may say that they shoulda quit after releasing Wild Things 3. Some may even wonder how could they possible take the same plot and rework it to make something worth watching, even if it's going straight-to-DVD.

I say shut the fuck up! If your formula is: get hot chicks to get naked, experiment with lesbionics and murder the crap out of each other, then you've got a winning formula. I'll gladly pay to watch Wild Things: Thirty-Foursome! Marnette (used to be Marne) Patterson, Jessie Nickson, Ashley Parkr Angel and Jillian Murray star. Big congrats to Jillian for her first nude scene!

Warning: Ashley's a dude. Who gives their son an obvious chick name? Don't you know what it did to Jan Michael Vincent?

If only they had shot this on film instead of video, we might have a movie of sharp boobies running around the entire movie. As it is, we're stuck with fuzzy, poor-quality boobies, but boobies there are aplenty in this 2003 comedy.

A high school nerd, adopted, suddenly inherits a porn empire from his real parents. This includes a magazine, centerfolds of the month, mansion, the whole works, and worth about a billion dollars. Of course, there's an evil uncle who wants to take it all for himself, and beautiful playthings to rally around and help him keep it. Stir in the nerdy but cute wanna-be-his-sweetheart-but-never-had-the-guts-to-admit-it girl high school newspaper editor to make things even more predictable.

Funny but expected bits, lots of nude boobies from mostly anonymous starlets, shaky acting, easy to anticipate script, and poor direct-to-video photography, make this just a mediocre comedy, but the beautiful women make it worth a watch.