If you're a fan of the Scary Movie-type spoofs, then you'll know what you're in for with this one. Steve Howey plays Stan Helsing, a movie store clerk who is actually the descendent of Van Helsing. Stan Helsing is the only hope for a small town plagued by the worst of Hollywood's monsters. Your only hope at nudity is the deleted scenes with Holly Eglington, although I HIGHLY RECOMMEND this movie for the simple fact that whenever Diora Baird moves I get a funny feeling in my crotch. Denyc, Ildiko Ferenczi and Desi Lydic round out the rest of the lovelies.

Note: The 3rd & 4th clips of Denyc, Holly Eglington and Ildiko Ferenczi are lesser-quality deleted scenes from the DVD extras.