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|Brandin Rackley Nude In Hillside Strangler, The|
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This low budget thriller, a dramatization of the Hillside Strangler killings in 1978, is surprisingly decent, despite the overacting of co-lead Nicholas Turturro as one of the serial killers. C. Thomas Howell does a far better job of turning is character into a relatable person. There's plenty of nudity in this flick, from Brandin Rackley, Kylie Rachel, Jessica Allegra and Natasha Melnick, but be warned that this flick is a hard R and in not for the feint hearted. Also stars Aimee Brooks, Jennifer Tisdale, Geneiere Anderson and Julia Lee.
|Brandin Rackley Nude In Cleavagefield|
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Jim Wynorski explores new heights of camcorder-produced softcore with this riff on J.J. Abrams Cloverfield. A Godzilla for the YouTube generation, Cloverfield was another off-shoot of the Blair Witch Project, a first-person narrative in which the person behind the camera participates actively in the proceedings and the resulting recording is actually a document of mysterious events. Considering Wynorski's 2000's resume features three Blair Witch parodies (the Bare Wench series) as well as Survivor Exposed and several "Cabin Movies" like The Witches of Breastwick and Lust Connection, its no surprise he set his sites on a softcore parody such as this. What is surprising is that the moments in between the usual near-hardcore bumping, grinding and posing are actually pretty on target as far as parody goes. While Cleavagefield makes almost no pretense about what it is - the sex and nudie scenes are served up with very little break in the unclothed action - the tone of the picture echoes the original and the scenes involving the CGI monster trampling the back alleys of Burbank are genuinely amusing. Imagine a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade float based on a Flintstone's dinosaur, and you've basically got the antagonist of this silliness. The movie doesn't stop aping its source by just recreating a few scenes of over-sized mayhem, however, as the dino-monster sheds smaller creatures spreading a libido-expanding virus, and the whole recording (as in Cloverfield) is taped over a previous recording that provides a Hawaiian-based backstory about our cameraman lead. Of course, the backstory this time involves a whole heck of a lot more boobs and is a series of lesbian couplings between two blonde bimbettes: the fetching, enhanced Davina Murphy and her all-natural partner Dallas Lowe.
Dumb? As a stump, yes. But it is called Cleavagefield after all, and it delivers just what the title promises: loads and loads of cleavage from porn and softcore mainstays like Rebecca Love (who is steadily building up her non-hardcore resume thanks to these parody flicks by Wynorski and fellow boobtacular auteur Fred Olen Ray) and Julie K. Smith who shows up late in the flick as a kinky scientist. Perhaps Cleavagefield's best assets are the newer talents on display here. While Lucia Santos doesn't seem all that comfortable with dialogue, she has no problem speaking the universal language of simulated sex whether her partners are male or female (or in one sequence, both at once). Luckily Santos is flanked by newcomers Brandin Rackley (billed as Brandee Schaefer) and Amy Ried who can handle their dialogue well enough and get down and dirty. Rackley is a slightly more filled-out version of Beverly Lynne while Ried is a seriously hot multi-ethnic porn star with a chest that proves to be the most spectacular special effect in the movie.
As usual, the sex scenes are scored to some fairly ridiculous club-tastic porn music - one of them an addictive ear-worm with the repeated refrain of "Pussy Pussy, Bang Bang" - so those who like to actually hear the ambient soundtrack of people getting it on will be, for the most part, disappointed. That said, there's a lot here for fans of breasts, dumb jokes and, well, breasts... so really how can you go wrong?