Kellie Pickler wears a red dress cut all the way down to her belly button, the better to show off her amazing tits. We also see Lidnsay Arnold's hot body for the last time, and Kym Johnson is practically falling out of her dress too.

We have Selena Gomez's controversial Bollywood number from the results show, and we think it's hot. We don't see why everyone got their panties in a bunch. Also, Kellie Pickler is hot in a platinum blonde wig, Lindsay Arnold is busty, and Olympian Aly Raisman is leggy.

Week 3. Highlights this week include dancer Anna Trebunskaya in a tear away dress, Olympian Shawn Johnson showing off her rack and Peta Murgatroyd dancing in lingerie, garter belt and thigh highs.

Episode 4. This week, Kelly Monaco goes bouncing up some steps, Cheryl Burke is bursting out of her top, and Sabrina Bryan shows her best assets.

In the third week, Maria Menounos did a crazy hot dance, even without a ton of skin exposed, young Chelsie Hightower nearly popped out of her heavily-padded bra, Cheryl Burke shimmied and Anna Trebunskaya's abs had to say goodbye.

Episode 1402. This week we have hot clips of Dancing pros Anna Trebunskaya and Kym Johnson, and curvy Welsh opera singer Katherine Jenkins.

The dancing competition for "celebrities" returns this fall with an ever dimming wattage of stars and a big lack of dance talent as well. Former Jimmy Kimmel sidekick and radio host Adam Carola may be very funny on the air, but he can't get out of his own way on the dance floor and Pricilla Pressley, a stunningly beautiful woman back in the 80's is now just bizarre looking after a few too many plastic surgeries. However former Olypian Kristi Yamaguchi is awefully cute and a damned fine dancer. She's clearly the early favorite. Likewise, American Pie star Shannon Elizabeth is quite a talented dancer and as hot as ever, even if her career has gone stone cold. The biggest revelation is deaf actress Marlee Matlin. Not only is the fortysomething a better dancer than most of her hearing competitors, but she's still very sexy, in a MILFy sort of way. Magician Penn Gillete, tennis pro Monica Seles, Broadway star Marissa Janet Winoker, football player Jason Taylor and R&B star Mario round out this season's cast.

Okay, it may make me gay, but I find this show oddly entertaining. Can't say why. Yes, they are stretching the definition of "star" with Trista from The Bachelor and Kelly Monaco, but watching people with something of a career go up there and humiliate themselves is cool. I also like the fact the the judges don't hold back just because these people are semifamous. And some of them, like John "J. Peterman" O'Hurley, actually can dance. Another added benefit is that judge Carrie Anne Innaba is damned hot.